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A man severely obese, the advice of his doctor, comes at a quick weight loss. "The first time? "asked the receptionist." Let's start in the program 10 pounds. "She takes him into a room and leaves, closing the door behind her. In the center of the room is a naked woman with a sign on her: "CATCH ME IF YOU CAN F ** K ME" He chases the attractive woman in the room an hour or so, to capture her and not leave an hour or more. When he finally arrives home and weighs himself, has lost twelve pounds. Needless to say, I love this place. Returns the next day with fifty dollars a hand. "I will test the program to 20 pounds today." She takes him to another room and locks him in as just as before. In the center of the room is a 400-pound gorilla with a sign on it: "If I catch you I GET AF ** K YOU."
HAHAHAHA. markkk I love your sense of humor! (: I `d tap the gorrilla twice;]
Weight Loss Centers Lap Band Commercial May ’09
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